
CALENDER
Two guys stole a calendar. They got six months each
Alex Del Bene
AFRICANS ARRESTED IN SAUDI ARABIA
A Togolese, Nigerian and Ghanaian were arrested for drinking alcohol in Saudi Arabia.
The three of them were dragged in front of one of the princes, who said:
“You will get 50 lashes for the consumption of alcohol. However, since you are foreigners and did not know about the prohibition, I will be lenient. Each of you will have a wish before getting the punishment. You start, Togolese.”
Togolese: “I wish that you tie a pillow to my back before you flog me”.
His wish was fulfilled, but the flogging was so strong that the pillow tore into pieces after 25 lashes.
The Nigerian, upon seeing what had happened to the Togolese wished for two pillows on his back but still, the pillows got torn early.
Now the prince turns to the Ghanaian and says; “Now since I am a big soccer fan and you play such beautiful soccer, I will be especially lenient with you. You have two wishes, but choose well.”
Ghanaian says: “First of all I want 100 lashes”.
The Nigerian and the Togolese look at themselves flabbergasted.
The sultan replies: “I do not understand it, but I will grant you double the number of lashes! And your second wish?”
Ghanaian: “Tie the Nigerian on my back”
-upjoke.com