A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey to the zoo.” The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman. The policeman said, “Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo!” The boy answered, “I did! Today I’m taking him to the cinema.”
– Anonymous
Q: If you were forced to go through one of the following doors, which door would you go through with 100 % certainty you’d stay alive: a door with a man holding a gun behind it, a door with a tiger who hasn’t eaten in 7 years, or a door with an electric chair behind it?
A: The one with the tiger behind it, because if it hasn’t eaten in 7 years it’s dead.
– laughfactory.com
There are three friends named Mad, Brain, and Fight. One day Fight went missing and his friends Mad and Brain started searching for him. Then Brain said, “Mad, let’s file a missing person report with the police.” When they were about to walk into the police station, Brain said, “Mad, you go and make the report. I will wait for you here.” Mad said, “Okay.” Mad walked in but no police officers paid attention to him. Then he saw a policeman drinking a cup of coffee. Mad went to the officer, smacked the table, and the cup of coffee flew in the air, landing in the officer’s lap. Angry, the policeman asked, “Are you looking for a fight?” Mad replied, “Yes, I am.” The policeman asked, “Are you mad?” Mad replied, “Yes, I am Mad.” The policeman then asked, “Don’t you have a brain?” Mad replied, “Brain is outside sir.”
– Anonymous
