A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman
Boy: why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: then why did you eat it?!
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up”
Nobody stands up
Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!
Little Jonny you think you’re stupid?
Little Jonny: “No… I just feel bad you’re standing alone…”