JOKES
MY COMPUTER
Pappu: My internet is not working properly oo.
Officer: Ok, Double click on “My computer”
Pappu: I can’t see ur computer….
Officer: No no.. click on “My computer” on ur computer..
Pappu: How can I click on ur computer from my computer?
Officer: listen.. There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur computer.. Ok. double click on it..
Pappu: what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..???
Officer: Double click on ur computer..
Pappu: On which Icon do I’ve to click..
Officer: “My Computer”..
Pappu: …Oh u Idiot…… Tell me where ur office, is…I’ll come there and click on ur “Computer.
MATHS
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed maths, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a maths question, and if you get it right, you can play.” The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate… what is two plus two?” The player thought for a moment and then he answered, “4?” “Did you say 4?!?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”
HUNGRY PLAYERS
Three football teams (Arsenal, Liverpool, and Hartsfield) are flying from England across Egypt for a match in the Middle East. Their plane crashes in the desert and they survive. After days of wandering, they are really hungry so when they come across a camel, the footballers decide to kill it and eat it. The Liverpool team says, “Because we play for Liverpool, will we eat the liver.” The Hartsfield players decide, “Because we play for Hartsfield, we will eat the heart.” Arsenal says, “I think we might go hungry…”
